Welcome to the Dark Side

Welcome to the Dark Side

Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Visit Here

Basic Shit

Facebook v.1 / Facebook v.2 / Myspace / Spreely page / Xanga

First Things First – If you’re looking for my genteel, nice-guy stuff, you’re looking in THE WRONG PLACE – go to one of the other pages on this site instead.

Everything posted is here for educational and informational purposes only. Don’t try this at home, kids!

The difference between the two sides of me is that the nice-guy side will kill you quick and mercifully – with a knife across the throat, or a head-shot – while my dark side will use a baseball bat, shotgun blast to the gut, that sort of thing.

That is, of course, in the rhetorical sense – I’d NEVER do that sort of thing physically. [wink][wink]

The reason that I signed up on Myspace as a comedian is that I’ve always been a sort of smart-ass (better than a dumb-ass, right?), and who knows? Maybe someone will be willing to pay me to be my natural, smart-ass self? Maybe not, but I can still hope . . . ?

For those who don’t like what I post here, guess what – there’s no right to be unoffended by what other people say, and (last time I checked), no one is forcing you to read this.

When I’m asked about my “Occupation,” I list “Various” because I’ve had a few – rabble-rouser, scofflaw, cable-access TV guru.

People I want to meet

Sluts, smart-asses, rabble-rousers, scofflaws, thrash metal fans, smugglers, protestors, revolutionaries, ethical sociopaths – the truly interesting people.

For potential girlfriends, all of the above traits would be preferable.

My Interests and Hobbies

The Seven Deadly Sins, sex, drinking, violence, breaking the law, wasting time, pissing people off, blogging, sedition and subversion

And combinations of the above activities, as applicable

Projects, Hijinks and Scandals

Don Schrader for Governor
Heil, ACORN!
My Corrective Phrenology Clinic
Personal Lifestyle Management Services
The Used Soul Exchange
Will Work For Food – Franchises Still Available!

Rot Your Brain!

Movies and Television	Aqua Teen Hunger Force	Archer	Bad Taste	Beavis and Butthead	Bitch Slap the Movie!
	Cheyenne Cinnamon	Da Ali G Show	Drawn Together	Frisky Dingo / The Xtacles	Meet the Feebles
	Minoriteam	Robot Chicken	Soul Quest Overdrive	South Park	Squidbillies
	Stroker and Hoop	The Venture Bros.	Titan Maximum	Top Gear (UK version)	Top Gear (U.S. version)
	Total Drama Island	Tripping the Rift	Wonder Showzen
Porn (Free!)	WorldSex	XVideos	YouPorn	RedTube
Reading	The Daily Rotten	Hustler Humor	Sluggy Freelance	Truly Tasteless Jokes
Sports	Deadspin

Heroes of the Day

	Ali G	Bruno	Bun-bun	Frank Castle	Cthulhu	George Hayduke	Lazarus Long
	Lobo	Malcolm Reynolds	Borat Sagdeev	Master Shake	Jerry Springer	V	Wade Wilson

So what if some of the above are fictional? That doesn’t stop them from being role models of upstanding character for everyone else to follow.