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Sunday, 30 July 2017

Frivolacious Squidigation!

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor, Viewing — Tags: , , — mikewb1971 @ 8:22 AM (08:22)

H/T Mark Quon


FOR FURTHER REFERENCE

  1. https://youtu.be/YZ0PUp-47wM / https://youtu.be/jiuVxLO_IMs / https://youtu.be/CaVKs-O3kXA

NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Diaspora* / Ello / Facebook / Gab / Google Plus / Minds / seen.life / Twitter / VK / WordPress.com
    2. Darth Mike – Facebook / WordPress.com

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Sunday, 9 July 2017

Trump and Jefferson Tag-Team the Lamestream Snoozemedia

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor, Media, Politics — Tags: , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 6:59 AM (06:59)

Much has been made lately from a 38-second YouTube clip in which Donald Trump knocks “CNN” to the floor at WrestleMania 23.

In particular, the CNN staff seem to view this as an existential threat.

If the talking heads and executives at CNN took a look back to history, they would find that The Donald isn’t the first First Executive to disparage their profession. For example, the following quote —

“To your request of my opinion of the manner in which a newspaper should be conducted, so as to be most useful, I should answer, ‘by restraining it to true facts & sound principles only.’ Yet I fear such a paper would find few subscribers. It is a melancholy truth, that a suppression of the press could not more completely deprive the nation of its benefits, than is done by its abandoned prostitution to falsehood. Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day. . . . I will add, that the man who never looks into a newspaper is better informed than he who reads them; inasmuch as he who knows nothing is nearer to truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods & errors. He who reads nothing will still learn the great facts, and the details are all false.”

— Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (11 June 1807)


FOR FURTHER REFERENCE

  1. Ixquick search — Thomas Jefferson newspaper
  2. Intellectual Takeout: Thomas Jefferson Had Some Issues with Newspapers by Daniel Lattier
  3. The Washington PostThe Fix: Memo to Donald Trump: Thomas Jefferson invented hating the media by Lindsey Bever

NOTES

  1. Published at The Libertarian EnterpriseNumber 930, Sunday, 9 July 2017
  2. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Diaspora* / Ello / Facebook [page / profile] / Gab / Google Plus / Minds / seen.life / Tea Party Community / Twitter / VK / WordPress.com
    2. Absurdist Discordian Party of New Mexico Facebook page
    3. Egg McMuffin for President Facebook page
    4. The Weekly Sedition Facebook page
    5. Vote Dumpster Fire Facebook page

Tuesday, 2 May 2017

Fisking an idiot spammer

Filed under: Correspondence, Dark Side, Humor — Tags: , , — mikewb1971 @ 12:37 AM (00:37)

As per my SOP with fisking, the original article’s content is in the blockquote paragraphs, and my comments are in red.

Now, on to the fun . . .

from: aslam bantva <aslammemon88@gmail.com>
to: me, 66 others
date: Sun, Apr 30, 2017 at 3:20 AM
subject: Request for Engagement Ceremony/Happy Wedding Arrangements and helps all financial problems/arrangements/Flats/Jewellerie’s/Furniture’s/K-Electric Department (Electricity Line)/KW&SB Department (Water Line)/SSGC Department (Gas Line)/Jobs Vacancies and other expenses of my daughter Samreen Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia,CNIC # 42301-6280191-9, Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060
mailed-by: gmail.com
signed-by: gmail.com
encryption: Standard (TLS)

Nothing like putting an entire paragraph in the “Subject” line. And a one-sentence paragraph at that.

Respecting my dear lovely President,my dear lovely Prime Minister,my dear lovely Vice President, my dear lovely Deputy Prime Minister,my dear lovely Deputy Vice President,my dear lovely Deputy President,Foreign Minister, my dear lovely Vice Prime Minister,Governor,Trade Minister,HRM,Finance Minister,All Ministers,Chairman,Managing Director,Director, General Manager, Managers, Officers,All Staff Members,All Members and All Madams etc.

He forgot the Janitors, Groundskeepers, Cooks, Servers, Etc., as well as the Bureaucrats, Grifters, Whackjobs, and Other Assorted Asswipes. Or are those people covered under “All Members and All Madams, etc.” ? One wonders.

Please helps all financial problems on the above noted subject, by your congratulations hands and by your very lucky office. Awaiting your reply as soon as possible. I request you that my daughter Samreen D/o Muhammad Aslam (Babu) Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia and Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060,CNIC # 42301-6280191-9 R/o Memon Arcade, Plot No. 79/10, Room No.401, 4th Floor, Opp: Pathan Masjid, Moosa Lane, Karachi-75660 Sindh Pakistan and R/o Anees Manzil,Flat No.32, 3rd Floor, Near Chottani Medical Store, Moosa Lane, Lyari Town, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan with Danish S/o Muhammad Iqbal Biddu, R/o City Tower, Block “C”, 2nd Floor, Near Nomani Masjid,Near Lasbella,Teen Hatti, Karachi-Pakistan (Cases Nos.340 and 21/2009 Membership # F-12598) at Bantva Memon Jamat/All Pakistan Memon Federation(APMF),Apmf House, Opp: Islamia College, Jamshed Road, Karachi-Pakistan contact # 32768214,0333-3163170 and 0333-2255300 is pending in the office of World Memon Organisation (WMO)/Bantva Memon Jamat/All Pakistan Memon Federation(APMF),Apmf House, Opp: Islamia College, Jamshed Road, Karachi-Pakistan. Samreen D/o Muhammad Aslam(Babu) Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia, Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060,CNIC # 42301-6280191-9 is facing lot of very difficulties. I am very poor man. I pray the matter comes to a happy end once and for all and Allah bless you for your efforts.

So this guy is spamming foreigners like me so he can pay his bills?

Please helps all financial problems reply as soon as possible. I request you to send your cheques zakats/donations/grants myself Muhammad Aslam (Babu) S/o Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia, Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060,CNIC# 42301-6280191-9, R/o Memon Acade, Plot No. 79/10, Room No.401, 4th Floor, Opp: Pathan Masjid, Moosa Lane, Karachi-75660 Sindh Pakistan and R/o Anees Manzil,Flat No.32, 3rd Floor, Near Chottani Medical Store, Moosa Lane, Lyari Town, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan with Shamim D/o Suleman Adam Mandotrawla, R/o Memon Acade, Plot No. 79/10, Room No.401, 4th Floor, Opp: Pathan Masjid, Moosa Lane, Karachi-75660 Sindh Pakistan (Case # 340 and 21/2009 Membership # F-12598) at World Memon Organisation (WMO)/ Bantva Memon Jamat/All Pakistan Memon Federation(APMF),Apmf House, Opp: Islamia College, Jamshed Road, Karachi-Pakistan contact # 32768214,0333-3163170 and 0333-2255300 is pending in the office of Bantva Memon Jamat/All Pakistan Memon Federation(APMF),Apmf House, Opp: Islamia College, Jamshed Road, Karachi-Pakistan. Muhammad Aslam (Babu) S/o Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia, Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060,CNIC # 42301-6280191-9 is facing lot of difficulties. I am very poor man. I pray the matter comes to a happy end once and for all and Allah bless you for your efforts.

I looked up “zakat” on Wikipedia — according to that article, zakat is supposed to be collected by some government agency in Pakistan. Mr. Aslam isn’t supposed to be spamming foreigners for his welfare checks.

Thanks with best regards and thanks with best wishes. Kindly acknowledge the receipt.

“Kindly acknowledge the receipt.” ? Shouldn’t that be phrased as a request? After all, Mr. Aslam is the guy wanting cash from my pocket.

AND

Please help to me as soon as possible. The family members of Muhammad Aslam (Babu) S/o Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia, Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060,CNIC # 42301-6280191-9 are very very thank you and with best wishes all financial problems,arrangements,flats,Jewellery,Furnitures,Electricity,Waters,Gas, Jobs and other expenses of my Son of Sumair(Sameer) S/o Muhammed Aslam (Babu) Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia (Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060, CNIC # 42301-6280191-9 of my son is respectfully submitting that the engagement and happy wedding ceremony of my son Sumair Muhammad Aslam(Babu) Jan Muhammad Kapdia is scheduled to be held at Karachi. We pray to Almighty Allah for your good health, peace and prosperity. I request your goodself to help me with sadaqaats,zakats,donations and grants as soon as possible.

Please help to me as soon as possible. The family members of Muhammad Aslam (Babu)S/o Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia, Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060,CNIC # 42301-6280191-9) are very very thank you and with best wishes all financial problems,arrangements,flats,Jewellery,Furnitures,Electricity,Waters,Gas, Jobs and other expenses of myself Muhammad Aslam S/o Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia (Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060,CNIC # 42301-6280191-9 of myself is respectfully submiting that the engagement and happy wedding ceremony of myself Muhammad Aslam (Babu) Jan Muhammad Kapdia is scheduled to be held at Karachi. We pray to Almighty Allah for your good health, peace and prosperity. I request your goodself to help me with sadaqaats donations and grants as soon as possible.

Rather repetitive fuck, isn’t he?

I am a low-paid employee and after having spent a big portion of my salary every month towards repayment of my debts, I cannot manage necessary expenses of livelihood. Even the fees of my school-going children are running in arrear and I am burdened with heavy expenditure every month. This different situation has mentally paralysed me and my family making my life very miserable.

I have therefore no alternative but to seek your kind favour of financial assistance so that I may meet the basic necessities of life.. May Allah shower you his blessings!

AND

The family members of Muhammad Aslam (Babu) S/o Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia, Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060 CNIC # 42301-6280191-9 are very very thank you and with best wishes all financial problems, arrangements, Flats,Jewellery,Furnitures,Electricity,Waters,Gas, Jobs and other expenses of my daughter Samreen Muhammad Aslam(Babu) Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia, Bantva Memon Jamat Membership No.G 8060 CNIC # 42301-6280191-9, R/o. Anees Manzil, Flat No.32, 3rd Floor, Near Masmoon Hospital and Chottani Medical Store, Moosa Lane,Lyari Town, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan. Awaiting your payments please expedite your very good hand cheque accepting of my daughter all financial all problems and arrangements,Flats,Jewellery,Furnitures,Electricity,Waters,Gas, Jobs and other expenses helps/donations/Zakat Fund/grants as soon as possible.

Thanks with best regards and thanks with best wishes and every happy new years.
Kindly acknowledge the receipt.

Awaiting your payments please expedite your very good hand cheque (Flats,Jewellery,Furniture and other expenses)helps/donations/Zakat Fund/grants as soon as possible.

This is called “assuming the sale,” I believe.

Muhammad Aslam (Babu)
S/o Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia
BANTVA MEMON JAMAT,(Membership No.G 8060,
CNIC# 42301-6280191-9
C/O PAKISTAN INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT,
PIM MANAGEMENT HOUSE, SHAHRAH IRAN,
CLIFTON, KARACHI-75600-Sindh PAKISTAN

Permanent Address:
=================
Memon Arcade,4th Floor,
Lyari Town,Flat No.401, Plot
No.79/10,Opp: Pathan Masjid, Moosa Lane,
Karachi-75660 Sindh -Pakistan
Tel. # 92-021-32527224

Present Address:
=============
Anees Manzil, Flat No.32,3rd Floor,
Near Masomeen Hospital and Chottani
Medical Store,Moosa Lane, Lyari Town, Karachi-75660
Sindh-Pakistan

With Best Complaints:
=================
Mr. Barak ObamaPresident USA

If the sender of this can find me, surely he can use a search engine and discover that Mr. Obama is no longer President of the United States? Or maybe there’s another “USA” that Obama assumed the Presidency of on 21 January 2017?

Mrs. Shamim
w/o.Muhammad Aslam (Babu) Jan Muhammad
Abdul Karim Kapdia
(Bantva Memon Jamat)
D/o. SulemanAdam Mandotarawala

Rather funny how he repeats the addresses several times. Maybe he’s expecting the recipients to print out the page(s) and cut out those addresses as mailing labels so they can send multiple envelopes, each one with a check or money order inside?

Permanent Address:
================
Memon Arcade, 4th Floor,
Lyari Town,Flat No.401, Plot No.79/10,
Opp: Pathan Masjid, Moosa Lane,
Karachi-75660 Sindh – Pakistan
Tel. # 92-021-32527224

Present Address:
=============
Anees Manzil, Flat No.32,3rd Floor,
Near Masomeen Hospital and Chottani Medical Store,
Moosa Lane, Lyari Town, Karachi-75660
Sindh-Pakistan

Sumair S/o. Muhammad Aslam(Babu) Jan Muhammad
Abdul Karim Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
(BANTVA MEMON JAMAT
Membership No.G 8060
CNIC# 42301-6280191-9

Permanent Address:
================
Memon Arcade, 4th Floor,
Lyari Town,Flat No.401, Plot No.79/10,
Opp: Pathan Masjid, Moosa Lane,
Karachi-75660 Sindh – Pakistan
Tel. # 92-021-32527224

Present Address:
==============
Anees Manzil, Flat No.32,3rd Floor,
Near Masomeen Hospital and
Chottani Medical Store, Moosa Lane,
Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan

Samreen D/o.Muhammad Aslam (Babu) Jan Muhammad
Abdul Karim Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
CNIC # 42301-93856506-6,Membership # F-12598

Present Address:
=============
Anees Manzil, Flat No.32,3rd Floor,
Near Masomeen Hospital and Chottani Medical Store,
Moosa Lane, Lyari Town, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan

Permanent Address:
================
Memon Arcade, 4th Floor, Lyari Town,Flat No.401,
Plot No.79/10,OPP: Pathan Masjid, Moosa Lane,Karachi-75660
Sindh – PakistanTel. # 92-021-32527224

Saqib S/o. Muhammad Aslam(Babu) Jan Muhammad
Abdul Karim Kapdia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
(BANTVA MEMON JAMAT, Membership No.G 8060
CNIC # 42301-6280191-9

Permanent Address:
================
Memon Arcade, 4th Floor,
Lyari Town,Flat No.401, Plot No.79/10,
Opp: Pathan Masjid, Moosa Lane,
Karachi-75660 Sindh – Pakistan
Tel. # 92-021-32527224

Present Address:
==============
Anees Manzil, Flat No.32,3rd Floor,
Near Masomeen Hospital and Chottani Medical Store,
Moosa Lane, Lyari Town, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan

Abdullah (Munna) Daughter Son of
Muhammed Aslam (Babu) Jan Muhammad Abdul Karim Kapdia
Bantva Memon Jamat

“Daughter Son of” ? I was under the impression that people who used Islam as their excuse for infringing others’ liberties and pursuit of happiness[1] weren’t too fond of people of the trans persuasion? Am I wrong here?

Permanent Address:
================
Memon Arcade, 4th Floor,
Lyari Town,Flat No.401, Plot No.79/10,
Opp: Pathan Masjid, Moosa Lane,
Karachi-75660 Sindh – Pakistan
Tel. # 92-021-32527224

Present Address:
==============
Anees Manzil, Flat
No.32,3rd Floor, Near Masomeen Hospital and Chottani
Medical Store, Moosa Lane,
Lyari Town, Karachi-75660
Sindh – Pakistan
Tel. # 92-021-32527224


NOTES

  1. As does Daesh and al-Qaeda, like the Westboro Baptist Church, the “Army of God” on whose behalf Eric Rudolph was blowing up abortion clinics in the late 1990s, etc.
  2. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Diaspora* / Ello / Facebook / Gab / Google Plus / Minds / seen.life / Twitter / VK / WordPress.com
    2. Darth Mike – Facebook / WordPress.com

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Sunday, 30 April 2017

Monkeys Humping Sporting Goods

Filed under: Dark Side, Fun, Humor, Politics, Viewing — Tags: , , — mikewb1971 @ 9:32 PM (21:32)

Over on Facebook, the proverbial football-humping monkey was invoked —

Just for grins and giggles, I ran a YouTube search for monkeys fucking footballs . . .

. . . but all I found was a monkey humping a basketball

. . . and another monkey humping a bowling ball.


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Diaspora* / Ello / Facebook [page / profile] / Gab / Galaxy2 / Google Plus / Minds / seen.life / Twitter / VK / WordPress.com
    2. Darth Mike – Facebook / WordPress

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Saturday, 26 November 2016

Does Trump Arouse You?

Filed under: Dark Side, Fun, Humor, Politics — Tags: , , , , , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 12:59 AM (00:59)

No, Trump doesn’t arouse me in any way, but apparently he does get those who claim to hate and fear him a bit on the frisky side, as evidenced by this letter to Dan Savage’s Savage Love column —

I’m a longtime fan – reader and listener – and part of the 47 percent of white women who did NOT vote for Donald Trump. To say I’m disappointed, horrified, scared, and mad about the election is woefully insufficient. I donated $100 to Planned Parenthood this morning because I honestly felt like there was nothing else I could do. That being said, I wanted to share that I had one of the most weirdly charged, hottest, and sexiest orgasms. A little buzzed (dealing with those election results) and sad, my boyfriend and I turned to each other for consolation. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, we were fucking as Trump came on the TV to give his acceptance speech. As that orange blowhard spewed more bullshit about being our president, I rode my boyfriend’s big, beautiful dick until I came. It was the perfect way to say, “Fuck this. Now fuck me.” I encourage all your readers to fuck out the stress from this election. Yes, we should donate and volunteer and speak up and protest and vote and not give up hope, but we should also keep doing it and taking care of each other. Because love trumps hate, and fucking trumps . . . well, I’m not sure what fucking trumps. But it sure makes life better.

– Justifiably Unsettled Lass Intensely Emoting

And then Savage doubles down on the lust born from hate or fear of Trump, as demonstrated by “JULIE” —

It’s important to practice good self-care in the wake of a traumatic event – the election qualifies as a traumatic event – and going by the definition of self-care at GoodTherapy.org, fucking the living shit out of someone qualifies as self-care: “Actions that an individual might take in order to reach optimal physical and mental health . . . Self-care [includes] activities that an individual engages in to relax or attain emotional well-being, such as meditating, journaling, or visiting a counselor.”

They’re too polite over at GoodTherapy.org to include “fucking the shit out of someone” on their list of examples, JULIE, but what you did on election night – which just so happens to be the exact same thing I did on election night – certainly meets all the criteria.

And if anyone out there who did the same on election night – fucked the shit out of someone – is feeling the least bit guilty, please know that millions of Americans did the exact same thing after 9/11. We used a different term to describe all that post-9/11 fucking: “terror-sex,” which New York magazine defined as “urgent, unguarded, end-of-the-world coitus inspired by that day’s sudden jolt of uncertainty and fear.”

I want to thank you for writing, JULIE, and I want to second your recommendation: Sex, partnered or solo, makes life better – and people shouldn’t feel guilty about fucking someone else and / or fucking / jacking / dildo-ing themselves at this uncertain and fearful moment in our nation’s history. Yes, we must donate and volunteer and protest and vote, all while reminding ourselves daily that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. And we must commit to defending our friends, neighbors, and coworkers who are immigrants (documented or not), Muslims (American born, immigrants, or refugees), people of color, women seeking reproductive health care, trans men and women seeking safety, lesbian and gay men seeking to protect their families, and everyone and everything else Trump has threatened to harm, up to and including the planet we all live on.

But we must make time for joy and pleasure and laughter and friends and food and art and music and sex. During the darkest days of the HIV / AIDS epidemic, when Republicans and religious conservatives controlled the federal government and were doing everything in their power to harm the sick and dying, queers organized and protested and volunteered and mourned. We also made music and theater and art. We took care of each other, and we danced and loved and fucked. Embracing joy and art and sex in the face of fear and uncertainty made us feel better – it kept us sane – and it had the added benefit of driving our enemies crazy. They couldn’t understand how we could be anything but miserable, given the challenges we faced – their greed, their indifference, their bigotry – but we created and experienced joy despite their hatred and despite this awful disease. We turned to each other – we turned to our lovers and friends and sometimes strangers – and said, “Fuck them. Now fuck me.”

We didn’t eradicate HIV / AIDS, the disease that was sickening us then, but we fought it to a standstill and we may defeat it yet. The disease that now sickens our nation is different. We may never eradicate racism and sexism and hatred. But fight it we will. And don’t listen to anyone who tells you that music and dance and art and sex and joy are a distraction from the fight. They are a part of the fight.

So why aren’t there any blog posts from conservative or libertarians expounding on their fear or hate of Hillary Clinton making them horny?


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – App.net / Diaspora* / Ello / Facebook [page / profile] / FetLife / Gab / Galaxy2 / Google Plus / Minds / seen.life / Tea Party Community / Twitter / VK / WordPress.com
    2. Darth Mike Facebook page
    3. Vote Dumpster Fire Facebook page
    4. The Weekly Sedition Facebook page
    5. New Mexico Libertarians Facebook group
    6. The Libertarian Enterprise Facebook group
    7. The Coiled Serpent: A Virtual Tavern Facebook group

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Monday, 10 October 2016

Trump as Casanova

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor, Politics — Tags: , , , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 2:18 PM (14:18)

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via GIPHY

H/T Seth Anderson Bailey

I’m still NOT voting for Hillzilla.


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Facebook [page / profile] / Google Plus / Twitter

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Friday, 17 June 2016

My First Toehold on the Darknet

Filed under: Dark Side, Fun, Politics, Preparedness, Principles, Technology — Tags: , , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 3:48 AM (03:48)

Instead of just clicking on the picture (you won’t be able to see the site with a standard browser), first install TOR Browser, then copy the URL from here and paste it into the address bar on TOR Browser.

Now I’m in the market for a decent VPN. Any suggestions? What should I look for? What should I avoid?


  1. Reposted –
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Saturday, 4 June 2016

Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor, Politics — mikewb1971 @ 4:03 AM (04:03)

Question: How do you make a Trumpskyite sexually aroused by Hillary Clinton?

Answer: Here you go!


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Diaspora* / Ello / Facebook page / Facebook profile / Google Plus / seen.life / tsu / Twitter / WordPress.com
    2. The Weekly SeditionFacebook / Google Plus / Twitter / WordPress.com
    3. Darth Mike – Facebook / WordPress

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Monday, 2 March 2015

An open letter to Ladd Everitt at CSGV

Filed under: Correspondence, Dark Side, Fun, Humor, Politics, Principles, Resistance, Revolution, Self-Defense — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 4:32 AM (04:32)

Mr. Everitt –

As we all have noticed, you have a rather disconcerting obsession with the penises (penii?) of firearm owners and are constantly comparing them to the size of those who do not own guns. This particular fetish for penis size comparison is quite interesting, very much so to be honest. With that in mind we’d like to ask you a few questions.

  1. How long have you been meat gazing?
  2. Do you also compare the dick size of minors who enjoy guns?
  3. Is your comparison based on erect or flaccid penises?
    1. If erect to you give out a handie before measuring?
    2. If you give a handie do they get a happy ending or do you leave them with blue balls?
  4. Do you go “hands on” or just guesstimate?
  5. Do you ask to check penis size or do it surreptitiously?
  6. How many dicks have you measured over the years?

Considering your penis fetish, as displayed on your Facebook page, we feel these are valid concerns. We are most concerned with question #2 as most of our sons also enjoy the shooting sports and the fact you are checking out their dick size is rather troubling. As a matter of fact there is a word that describes adults who groove on checking out the genitalia of children.

Anyway we await the answers to our queries and thank you for your cooperation.


NOTES

  1. Approximate reading level – 8.3
  2. Original article

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Wednesday, 13 February 2013

More from California. What Did You Expect?!

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor — Tags: , , , — mikewb1971 @ 1:50 AM (01:50)

The more I see from California, the more I think that Lex Luthor had the right idea in the 1978 Superman flick


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal micro-blogs – Facebook / Google Plus / Twitter
    2. Personal blogs – Xanga
    3. Darth Mike

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