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Saturday, 26 November 2016

Does Trump Arouse You?

Filed under: Dark Side, Fun, Humor, Politics — Tags: , , , , , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 12:59 AM (00:59)

No, Trump doesn’t arouse me in any way, but apparently he does get those who claim to hate and fear him a bit on the frisky side, as evidenced by this letter to Dan Savage’s Savage Love column —

I’m a longtime fan – reader and listener – and part of the 47 percent of white women who did NOT vote for Donald Trump. To say I’m disappointed, horrified, scared, and mad about the election is woefully insufficient. I donated $100 to Planned Parenthood this morning because I honestly felt like there was nothing else I could do. That being said, I wanted to share that I had one of the most weirdly charged, hottest, and sexiest orgasms. A little buzzed (dealing with those election results) and sad, my boyfriend and I turned to each other for consolation. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, we were fucking as Trump came on the TV to give his acceptance speech. As that orange blowhard spewed more bullshit about being our president, I rode my boyfriend’s big, beautiful dick until I came. It was the perfect way to say, “Fuck this. Now fuck me.” I encourage all your readers to fuck out the stress from this election. Yes, we should donate and volunteer and speak up and protest and vote and not give up hope, but we should also keep doing it and taking care of each other. Because love trumps hate, and fucking trumps . . . well, I’m not sure what fucking trumps. But it sure makes life better.

– Justifiably Unsettled Lass Intensely Emoting

And then Savage doubles down on the lust born from hate or fear of Trump, as demonstrated by “JULIE” —

It’s important to practice good self-care in the wake of a traumatic event – the election qualifies as a traumatic event – and going by the definition of self-care at GoodTherapy.org, fucking the living shit out of someone qualifies as self-care: “Actions that an individual might take in order to reach optimal physical and mental health . . . Self-care [includes] activities that an individual engages in to relax or attain emotional well-being, such as meditating, journaling, or visiting a counselor.”

They’re too polite over at GoodTherapy.org to include “fucking the shit out of someone” on their list of examples, JULIE, but what you did on election night – which just so happens to be the exact same thing I did on election night – certainly meets all the criteria.

And if anyone out there who did the same on election night – fucked the shit out of someone – is feeling the least bit guilty, please know that millions of Americans did the exact same thing after 9/11. We used a different term to describe all that post-9/11 fucking: “terror-sex,” which New York magazine defined as “urgent, unguarded, end-of-the-world coitus inspired by that day’s sudden jolt of uncertainty and fear.”

I want to thank you for writing, JULIE, and I want to second your recommendation: Sex, partnered or solo, makes life better – and people shouldn’t feel guilty about fucking someone else and / or fucking / jacking / dildo-ing themselves at this uncertain and fearful moment in our nation’s history. Yes, we must donate and volunteer and protest and vote, all while reminding ourselves daily that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. And we must commit to defending our friends, neighbors, and coworkers who are immigrants (documented or not), Muslims (American born, immigrants, or refugees), people of color, women seeking reproductive health care, trans men and women seeking safety, lesbian and gay men seeking to protect their families, and everyone and everything else Trump has threatened to harm, up to and including the planet we all live on.

But we must make time for joy and pleasure and laughter and friends and food and art and music and sex. During the darkest days of the HIV / AIDS epidemic, when Republicans and religious conservatives controlled the federal government and were doing everything in their power to harm the sick and dying, queers organized and protested and volunteered and mourned. We also made music and theater and art. We took care of each other, and we danced and loved and fucked. Embracing joy and art and sex in the face of fear and uncertainty made us feel better – it kept us sane – and it had the added benefit of driving our enemies crazy. They couldn’t understand how we could be anything but miserable, given the challenges we faced – their greed, their indifference, their bigotry – but we created and experienced joy despite their hatred and despite this awful disease. We turned to each other – we turned to our lovers and friends and sometimes strangers – and said, “Fuck them. Now fuck me.”

We didn’t eradicate HIV / AIDS, the disease that was sickening us then, but we fought it to a standstill and we may defeat it yet. The disease that now sickens our nation is different. We may never eradicate racism and sexism and hatred. But fight it we will. And don’t listen to anyone who tells you that music and dance and art and sex and joy are a distraction from the fight. They are a part of the fight.

So why aren’t there any blog posts from conservative or libertarians expounding on their fear or hate of Hillary Clinton making them horny?


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – App.net / Diaspora* / Ello / Facebook [page / profile] / FetLife / Gab / Galaxy2 / Google Plus / Minds / seen.life / Tea Party Community / Twitter / VK / WordPress.com
    2. Darth Mike Facebook page
    3. Vote Dumpster Fire Facebook page
    4. The Weekly Sedition Facebook page
    5. New Mexico Libertarians Facebook group
    6. The Libertarian Enterprise Facebook group
    7. The Coiled Serpent: A Virtual Tavern Facebook group

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Monday, 10 October 2016

Trump as Casanova

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor, Politics — Tags: , , , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 2:18 PM (14:18)

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via GIPHY

H/T Seth Anderson Bailey

I’m still NOT voting for Hillzilla.


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Facebook [page / profile] / Google Plus / Twitter

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Friday, 17 June 2016

My First Toehold on the Darknet

Filed under: Dark Side, Fun, Politics, Preparedness, Principles, Technology — Tags: , , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 3:48 AM (03:48)

Instead of just clicking on the picture (you won’t be able to see the site with a standard browser), first install TOR Browser, then copy the URL from here and paste it into the address bar on TOR Browser.

Now I’m in the market for a decent VPN. Any suggestions? What should I look for? What should I avoid?


  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Diaspora* / Ello / Facebook [page / profile] / Google Plus / Liberty.Me [blog / profile] / Minds / seen.life / Tea Party Community / tsu / Twitter / WordPress.com

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Saturday, 4 June 2016

Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor, Politics — mikewb1971 @ 4:03 AM (04:03)

Question: How do you make a Trumpskyite sexually aroused by Hillary Clinton?

Answer: Here you go!


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Diaspora* / Ello / Facebook page / Facebook profile / Google Plus / seen.life / tsu / Twitter / WordPress.com
    2. The Weekly SeditionFacebook / Google Plus / Twitter / WordPress.com
    3. Darth Mike – Facebook / WordPress

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Monday, 2 March 2015

An open letter to Ladd Everitt at CSGV

Filed under: Correspondence, Dark Side, Fun, Humor, Politics, Principles, Resistance, Revolution, Self-Defense — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 4:32 AM (04:32)

Mr. Everitt –

As we all have noticed, you have a rather disconcerting obsession with the penises (penii?) of firearm owners and are constantly comparing them to the size of those who do not own guns. This particular fetish for penis size comparison is quite interesting, very much so to be honest. With that in mind we’d like to ask you a few questions.

  1. How long have you been meat gazing?
  2. Do you also compare the dick size of minors who enjoy guns?
  3. Is your comparison based on erect or flaccid penises?
    1. If erect to you give out a handie before measuring?
    2. If you give a handie do they get a happy ending or do you leave them with blue balls?
  4. Do you go “hands on” or just guesstimate?
  5. Do you ask to check penis size or do it surreptitiously?
  6. How many dicks have you measured over the years?

Considering your penis fetish, as displayed on your Facebook page, we feel these are valid concerns. We are most concerned with question #2 as most of our sons also enjoy the shooting sports and the fact you are checking out their dick size is rather troubling. As a matter of fact there is a word that describes adults who groove on checking out the genitalia of children.

Anyway we await the answers to our queries and thank you for your cooperation.


NOTES

  1. Approximate reading level – 8.3
  2. Original article

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Wednesday, 13 February 2013

More from California. What Did You Expect?!

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor — Tags: , , , — mikewb1971 @ 1:50 AM (01:50)

The more I see from California, the more I think that Lex Luthor had the right idea in the 1978 Superman flick


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal micro-blogs – Facebook / Google Plus / Twitter
    2. Personal blogs – Xanga
    3. Darth Mike

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Saturday, 2 February 2013

IQ vs Exclamation Points

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor — Tags: — mikewb1971 @ 1:05 PM (13:05)

Ever notice that some on the internet can’t resist ending sentences with multiple exclamation points?

And it seems that the people who do this also have problems with getting their point across in a clear, concise manner.

That, and their postings usually have misspelled words, misused capitalization on top of the punctuation issues.

Why is it that a person’s IQ seems to be inversely proportional to the number of exclamation points that they attach to the end of a sentence or question?


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs – Xanga
    2. Darth Mike

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Saturday, 8 December 2012

Kevin Bloody Wilson — Hey, Santa Claus

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor, Listening — Tags: , , — mikewb1971 @ 12:32 AM (00:32)

Current mood: annoyed, bored, bummed, cranky

Quite often I get to thinking how as kids we got by
Like at Christmas time at our house we couldn’t even afford a fire

But we made do with what we had back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint and we’d all sit around his tongue

We couldn’t afford no sparkling tinsel for our Christmas tree
So we’d just wheel old Granddad in and make the old cunt sneeze
(ahh-CHOO… wheel him round the other side nanna)

But things changed pretty bloody quick, I’ve got kids now of me own
And I heard ’em unwrap their pressies, last night when I got home

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where’s me fuckin’ bike?
I’ve unwrapped all this other junk and there’s nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin’ letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin’ bike

If I’d a’ wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
You’ve stuffed me bloody order up, it’s enough to make you spew
But it’s not just me who’s snakey, me sister’s dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where’s me fuckin’ pram?
You promised me you’d bring me one, you remember who I am
Cause I’m the little girl what you made sit right on your hand
I’ll give you fuckin’ ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I’m gonna punch you in the guts
And I’ll let your fuckin’ reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we’ll say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum’s and dad’s you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don’t listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He’s just a piss tank and a pervert, and he’s not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin’ wanker forgot me fuckin’ bike

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where’s me fuckin’ bike?
I’ve unwrapped all this other junk and there’s nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin’ letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin’ bike

Fuckin’ dob you in you old cunt
Tell me old man on you, he’ll punch your fuckin’ lights out
I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal micro-blogs – Facebook / Google Plus / MeetMe / Twitter / Xanga
    2. Personal blogs – WordPress / Xanga

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Sunday, 22 May 2011

Mr Big Dick by Schooly D — Video and Lyrics

Filed under: Dark Side, Humor, Listening, Media — Tags: , , , — mikewb1971 @ 4:04 AM (04:04)

Current mood: amused, bored

SCHOOLLY D – MR Big Dick by DaDDy_sHug_1972

Lyrics to Mr. Big Dick

All right Mr. Big Dick

Schoolly, I got to tell you, you get the best ass I ever done seen
You got it to a total science

Yeah man, we here tonight, we gonna talk about something
Get straight to the point, some of us were talkin about it
Straight to the tip

1 – 2 – 3 . . .

Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?

Hey Schoolly, tell me about your dick, talk about your dick
Come on tell me about it. I want to hear about your dick

Um, lookin at my dick it’s about that long
For me to really answer it I’m a need another song

Say some brothers who don’t realize
That Mr. Big Dick is always on the rise
To look at mine you need four eyes
Why? Because of the size
Me and Mr. Big Dick go everywhere together
In the cold the hot any weather
On the ave I always will hold it
When it get big sometimes I will fold it
All you girls with the big booties
It is my duty to fuck you cutie
Don’t be shy and don’t be slick
Cause that’s the big question

Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?

I was sittin in my Lincoln thinkin and stinkin
See a young lady and my eyes start blinkin
I say hey lady, you need a ride
Before I finish, she jumped inside
Lights in and I bust a nut
As I look at them thighs and the big fat butt
I looked a little closer and checked out her face
I said damn Schoolly man what a disgrace
I got this fat bitch in my ride
I see my old money and I wanted to hide
He laughed so hard he wanted to die
I said you suckin dick, she jumped inside
Took the girl for a ride out in the park
Way way way way back in the dark
I said now listen baby, act real flirty
Get in the back and get your knees dirty
Don’t act shy and act real slick
Cause that’s the big question

Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?

People say I’m vulgar they just don’t get it
They’d rather have me stand on stage then try to rig it
I’d rather meet a honey, pull out all my money
Get back and say something funny
Like don’t act shy, don’t act slick
Cause that’s the big question

Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Dick . . . who do you think you are?


NOTES

  1. Original article

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Friday, 10 December 2010

“BEER!” by Psychostick

Filed under: Dark Side, Food and Drink, Fun, Humor, Life, Listening, Media, Viewing — Tags: , , , , — mikewb1971 @ 4:47 AM (04:47)

amused, cheerful


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Darth Mike – Xanga

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