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Thursday, 1 August 2013

Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Talk to a bartender

Filed under: Humor — Tags: , , — mikewb1971 @ 7:24 PM (19:24)

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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Talk to a bartender
Date: Thu, 1 August 2013 16:39:54
To: Me

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Date: Sun, June 30, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Talk to a bartender

* Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders *

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’

‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.’

‘How much do you charge?’

‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.

‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.

‘Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’

‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’

‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain’t nobody under there now!’

FORGET THE SHRINKS – HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!


NOTES

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1 Comment

  1. Hahaha love it!

    Comment by xraindropsonroses — Thursday, 1 August 2013 @ 8:49 PM (20:49)


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