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Thursday, 30 December 2010

Goofiest Spam for 2010?

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——– Original Message ——–
Subject:     Request for financial assistance all problems (KESC, Water, Jobs, Foods etc.) and very difficulties Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia
Date:     30 Dec 2010 06:19:44 -0000
From:     Zikar Kapadia <aslambabu.2010@rediffmail.com>
To:     [RECIPIENT LIST SNIPPED – MWB]

Respected President Saudi Arabia, Prime Minister Saudi Arabia, Vice President Saudi Arabia, Deputy President Saudi Arabia, Foreign Minister, Finance Minister, Trade Minister, Deputy Prime Minister Australia, Partner, SVP,AVP,EP,DP,DVP,Governor,
Vice Prime Minister Saudi Arabia, All Ministers Chairman, Managing Director, Director, General Manager, Managers, Officers, All Staff Members, All Members and All Madams etc.

Thank you very much, I request for your good office to come into play and help me resolve this burning issue he my daughter Samreen Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia CNIC # 42301-93856506-6, r/o. Anees Manzil, Flat No.32, 3rd Floor, Near Chottani Medical Store, Moosa Lane, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan (case # 340 and 21/2009 Membership #F-12598) at Bantva Memon Jamat contact # 021-32444154 and 021-32440142)is pending in the office of Bantva Memon Jamat. Samreen is facing lot of difficulties. We are very poor. Please treat her as your own daughter who deserves your assistance. I pray the matter comes to a happy end once and for all and of bless you for your efforts.

While appreciating your efforts and certain programs to assist and help the poor classes of human-beings, I take this opportunity to write about my grievances and hardships being faced by me. After solemnizing the marriage of my daughter Samreen Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia in the month of June, 2009, which involved huge expenses I went under the heavy burden of debt and there seems to be no way out to get rid of my financial crisis. I am a low-paid employee and my monthly income is meager with which I cannot arrange enough to feed my family. I am also facing difficulties to manage the educational expenses of my children. We pray to Almighty Allah for your good health, peace and prosperity. If possible please provide helps, donations or grants to meet my emergent needs such as water, gas, electricity etc.

Under the above critical situation, I would appeal your goodself to come to my rescue by way of extending a reasonable financial support to me on humanitarian ground.

Kindly acknowledge receipt and awaiting your reply as soon as possible.

Thanks and with best regards and wish you every happy year.
MUHAMMAD ASLAM (BABU)
S/O. JAN MUHAMMAD KAPDIA
(BANTVA MEMON JAMAT (Membership No.M-3226)
CNIC # 42301-6280191-9
MEMON ARCADE, 4TH FLOOR,
FLAT NO.401, PLOT NO.10/79,
OPP: PATHAN MASJID, MOOSA LANE
KARACHI-75660 SINDH – PAKISTAN
TEL. # 021-35439730

Mrs. Shamim w/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
D/o. Suleman Adam Mandotarawala

Sumair s/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)

Samreen d/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
Membership # F-12598
CNIC # 42301-93856506-6
r/o. Anees Manzil, Flat No.32,
3rd Floor, Near Chottani Medical Store,
Moosa Lane, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan

Saqib s/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)

AND

Engagement and Happy wedding Ceremony Arrangements and financial assistance all problems (KESC, Water, Jobs, Foods etc.) of my son Sumair Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia

It is respectfully submitted that the engagement and happy wedding ceremony of my son Sumair Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia is scheduled to be held at Karachi. We pray to Almighty Allah for your good health, peace and prosperity. I request your goodself to help me with sadaqaats donations and grants as soon as possible.

I am a low-paid employee and after having spent a big portion of my salary every month towards repayment of my debts, I cannot manage necessary expenses of livelihood. Even the fees of my school-going children are running in arrear and I am burdened with heavy expenditure every month. This different situation has mentally paralysed me and my family making my life very miserable.

I have therefore no alternative but to seek your kind favour of financial assistance so that I may meet the basic necessities of life..
May Allah shower you his blessings!

Kindly acknowledge receipt and awaiting your reply as soon as possible.

Thanks and with best regards and wish you every Happy year.
MUHAMMAD ASLAM (BABU)
S/O. JAN MUHAMMAD KAPDIA
(BANTVA MEMON JAMAT (Membership No.M-3226)
CNIC# 42301-6280191-9
MEMON ARCADE, 4TH FLOOR,
FLAT NO.401, PLOT NO.10/79,
OPP: PATHAN MASJID, MOOSA LANE
KARACHI-75660 Sindh – PAKISTAN

With Best Complaints:
=====================
Mr. Barak Obama
President USA

Mrs. Shamim w/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
D/o. Suleman Adam Mandotarawala

Sumair s/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)

Samreen d/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
Membership # F-12598
CNIC # 42301-93856506-6
r/o. Anees Manzil, Flat No.32,
3rd Floor, Near Chottani Medical Store,
Moosa Lane, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan

Saqib s/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)

AND

Re Engagement and Happy wedding Ceremony Arrangements and Problems of Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia

It is respectfully submitted that the engagement and happy wedding ceremony of Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia is scheduled to be held at Karachi. We pray to Almighty Allah for your good health, peace and prosperity. I request your goodself to help me with sadaqaats donations and grants as soon as possible.

I am a low-paid employee and after having spent a big portion of my salary every month towards repayment of my debts, I cannot manage necessary expenses of livelihood. Even the fees of my school-going children are running in arrear and I am burdened with heavy expenditure every month. This different situation has mentally paralysed me and my family making my life very miserable.

I have therefore no alternative but to seek your kind favour of financial assistance so that I may meet the basic necessities of life..
May Allah shower you his blessings!

Kindly acknowledge receipt and awaiting your reply as soon as possible.

Thanks and with best regards and wish you every Happy year.
MUHAMMAD ASLAM (BABU)
S/O. JAN MUHAMMAD KAPDIA
(BANTVA MEMON JAMAT (Membership No.M-3226)
CNIC# 42301-6280191-9
MEMON ARCADE, 4TH FLOOR,
FLAT NO.401, PLOT NO.10/79,
OPP: PATHAN MASJID, MOOSA LANE
KARACHI-75660 Sindh – PAKISTAN

With Best Complaints:
=====================
Mr. Barak Obama
President USA

Mrs. Shamim w/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
D/o. Suleman Adam Mandotarawala

Sumair s/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)

Samreen d/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
Membership # F-12598
CNIC # 42301-93856506-6
r/o. Anees Manzil, Flat No.32,
3rd Floor, Near Chottani Medical Store,
Moosa Lane, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan

Saqib s/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)

AND

Re Engagement Ceremony Arrangements and Problems of my daughter Samreen Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat CNIC #42301-93856506-6)

It is respectfully submitted that the reengagement ceremony of my daughter Samreen Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Membership #F-12598), CNIC # 42301-93856506-6) r/o. Anees Manzil, Flat No.32, 3rd Floor, Near Chottani Medical Store, Moosa Lane, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan is scheduled to be held at Karachi. We pray to Almighty Allah for your good health, peace and prosperity. Please accept helps, donations and grants as soon as possible.

I am a low-paid employee and after having spent almost big portion of my salary every month towards repayment of my debts, I cannot manage necessary expenses of livelihood. Even the fees of my school-going children have become irregular and heavy expenditure every month. This cumbersome situation has mentally paralyzed our family, my life very difficulties and unhappy life.

I have therefore no alternative but to seek your kind favour of financial assistance so that I may meet the necessities of daily routine. May Allah shower you his blessings!

Kindly following acknowledge receipt and awaiting your reply as soon as possible.

Thanks and with best regards and wish you every Happy year.
MUHAMMAD ASLAM (BABU)
S/O. JAN MUHAMMAD KAPDIA
(BANTVA MEMON JAMAT (Membership No.M-3226)
CNIC# 42301-6280191-9
MEMON ARCADE, 4TH FLOOR,
FLAT NO.401, PLOT NO.10/79,
OPP: PATHAN MASJID, MOOSA LANE
KARACHI-75660 SINDH – PAKISTAN
Tel. # 92-021-35439730

With Best Complaints:
================
Mr. Barak Obama
President USA

Mrs. Shamim w/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
D/o. Suleman Adam Mandotarawala

Sumair s/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)

Samreen d/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)
(CNIC # 42301-93856506-6)
(Membership # F-12598)
r/o. Anees Manzil, Flat No.32,
3rd Floor, Near Chottani Medical Store,
Moosa Lane, Karachi-75660 Sindh-Pakistan

Saqib s/o.
Muhammad Aslam Jan Muhammad Kapadia (Bantva Memon Jamat)


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