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Thursday, 21 September 2006

What Was I Arrested For?

Filed under: Fun, Humor, Quizzes / Surveys — Tags: , , , — mikewb1971 @ 3:37 PM (15:37)

Current mood: amused

Ok, find out how you will be arrested, the Google way.

Go to Google, type “(your FIRST name) was arrested for” and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotation marks! Stick your result below . . .

76. Mike was arrested for a lot of things — DWI, drugs, guns, B&E, rape, forgery, burglary, public indecency, burglary, theft, drunk & disorderly, traffic tickets, murder, grafitti, theft, trespassing, attempted assassination, political crimes. (Ten points for style (See Walter Jon Williams’ Divertimenti books for that reference!) to the person who guesses which of these comes closest to the truth.)

75. Katie was arrested for stealing bike tickets.

That isn’t the half of it. Seems that Katie has her bad side, too.

74. Miguel was arrested for playing traditional folk music. — Dammit, there go my chances of becoming president. 😛

73. “Charity was arrested for the bombing of the Egyptian embassy”…. AHAHAHA

72. “Beau was arrested for attempted murder, vehicular homicide, and man slaughter”

71. Michael was arrested for “Ulawfully restraining a girl, preforming a lewd act in a public restroom, corporate espionage, and Angel’s murder.” I been busy.

70. Tiffany was arrested for a felony unlawful mischief charge a couple of years ago. She and three others were charged. They spray painted graffiti on a bridge. lol….. you know me im such the little hoodlum..lol

69. Ryan was arrested for stealing underwear from the Black Flag store in January…

68. Jen was arrested for allegedly assaulting a police officer

67. Mike was arrested for his anti-fascist activities on at least two occasions.

666. Bob was arrested for stealing bundles of copper wire and bits of brass and aluminum from a scrap yard in October 1994, six months after his 18th birthday ….Sounds like something I would do.

65. Chris was arrested for trying to blackmail a state senator in Arizona

64. Arthur was arrested for “conspiring to violate the National Prohibition Act.”

63. Michelle was arrested for welfare fraud. (I keep telling you people Im broke!)

62. Chloe was arrested for plotting and meticulously carrying out the brutal slayings of 61 bored myspace bulletin abusers……………..dicks.

61. Googling Unk came up with nothing so I went with my real name. “Brianw as arrested for a first degree murder in January 1987.”

60. “Daniel was arrested for doing nothing more than standing on the sidewalk.” It was self-defense.

[ Numbers 1-59 snipped because I don’t have the patience to repost them here. — MWB ]


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Myspace / Xanga

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